Absolutely! Mostly. Look, the law is like the human face - open to interpretation. What we offer is educational material and surgical-adjacent supplies for personal use. We're technically not a 'medical institution', therefore not bound by these pesky "laws" and "regulations". Just remember - snitches get stitches. And in this case not for aesthetic reasons.

Safe is a strong word...let's just say - with proper lighting, a moderately steady hand and a good playlist, anything is possible! Also, each course includes gauze, antiseptic wipes and a short meditation recording to help you stay calm during stressful moments (like unexpected bleeding). So it's safe ENOUGH.

Yes! At least in spirit... Although none of our instructors are "technically licenced" in the traditional sense, each of them went through my "Course to teach courses" in the form of a shaky video filmed and edited by my step-cousin Doug.
You may also notice that all our instructors look incredibly alike - because greatness tends to repeat itself. Except for Gregory. We're try to avoid Gregory.

We pride ourselves on sourcing supplies from a diverse network of global partners, including online wholesalers, surplus medical auctions, and one guy named Darnell who operates in the back of out local bowling alley.
While some items may arrive unlabeled or loosely packaged, rest assured - they've all been wiped down thoroughly and blessed with a confident shrug.