“Botox isn’t brain surgery. It’s just nerve toxin. Relax.” – Dr. Mike Oochie
In this highly practical course, you'll master the subtle art of injecting botulinum toxin straight into your own face—or someone else’s, if they’re brave or asleep. With just a few pokes in the right places (or places near the right places), you’ll be smoothing out fine lines, freezing expressions, and mildly numbing regrets in no time.
Botox instructor and beauty theorist, Dr. Valeria Skynn developed her technique while experimenting on mannequins and one extremely trusting roommate. With no formal background in medicine (or biology, for that matter), Valeria believes “the body is a canvas — preferably one that can’t sue.” Her students describe her as “inspiring,” “a little too enthusiastic with needles,” and “probably not allowed near schools.”
An almost clean syringe
Latex gloves
Our special filler
Antiseptic spray