THE DIY FACELIFT INTENSIVE

“If it looks tight and doesn’t bleed too much, that’s success.” – Dr. Mike Oochie
Why pay thousands to a board-certified surgeon when you can do it yourself for the price of a yoga mat and some moderate panic? In this hands-on (and hands-in) course, I’ll teach you how to turn back the clock using my exclusive “Snip, Tuck, Tape” facelift technique—developed entirely through observation, trial, and a generous interpretation of YouTube guidelines.

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Stage 1
Planning your transformation with confidence (and a little guesswork).
Stage 2
Pull, stretch, and tighten — because sometimes a little tension is all you need.
Stage 3
Reveal your refreshed face — a unique statement that’s hard to ignore.

Miguel Oché

Specialist in at-home facelifts and self-taught anatomy enthusiast. Dr. Oochie claims over a decade of "unofficial fieldwork" conducted mostly on himself and a handful of trusting acquaintances. His teaching style is assertive, fast-paced, and largely improvised. While not affiliated with any medical board, he often references an “online certification” that has yet to be verified. Known for saying, “Precision is a mindset,” he invites students to trust their instincts—and his PowerPoint slides.

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A needle

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Thread

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An Amazon scalpel

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Some bandaids

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